Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Randomize
