what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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