I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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