there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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