Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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