she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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