I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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