No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
