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Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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