so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't deserve a penis
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
