so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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