she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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