I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
My bed is full of blood and feathers
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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