I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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