Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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