you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Drake has all the answers
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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