I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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