He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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