That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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