But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The maid of honor just puked.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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