what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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