were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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