Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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