i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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