And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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