you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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