I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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