Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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