i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
