Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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