I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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