Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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