I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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