Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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