Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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