i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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