As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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