OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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