She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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