i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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