He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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