Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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