When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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