I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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