i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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