coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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