I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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