therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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