How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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