You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
vagina is talking i cant
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just blew my weed a kiss
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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