I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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