He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Found your dick twin last night
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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