hotel room ftw
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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