i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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