She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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