i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
