Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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