Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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