So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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